Top 10 reasons to be Catholic

10. Mass counts as an extra round of cardio and strength training for quads.

9. Rome is a great vacation spot.

8. Catholic guys are hot.

7. Catholics have more books in the Bible than any other Christian religion.

6. More chances to learn Latin.

5. No other religion has superheroes like our saints.

4. Sign of the cross can substitute for a secret hand shake.

3. Catholic girls are hot.

2. Holy water feels good on a hot day.

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