Vatican Sports Update

In the Race Toward Humility this week, our reigning champion once again is Pope Francis. So far we have seen him way way ahead of any other participant. On Race Day Pope Francis wears a simple wooden cross and white robe. After the heat is finished, he takes the bus back to his apartment. Toward …

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It’s about celibacy, stupid!

The Los Angeles Times’ article was reprinted in my local newspaper this morning with the caption, “Francis speaks candidly about homosexuals in the church, shows unprecedented compassion for homosexuals in the church.” Our Holy Father spoke for an hour and a half to reporters, and they can’t even get his name right. The word “gay” …

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Top 10 reasons to be Catholic

10. Mass counts as an extra round of cardio and strength training for quads. 9. Rome is a great vacation spot. 8. Catholic guys are hot. 7. Catholics have more books in the Bible than any other Christian religion. 6. More chances to learn Latin. 5. No other religion has superheroes like our saints. 4. …

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The real cost of the conclave

March 11, 2013 – The GNP dropped this week worldwide due to the preoccupation of workers watching, reading and talking about the conclave. A sharp rise in sick time and vacation time suddenly taken by so many people to prayerfully attend the events of St. Peter’s Square have also contributed to this economic decline. Instead of working …

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Safety Alert Issued

March 12, 2013 – The Fire Department of Rome reminds local residents to change the batteries in their smoke detectors and test their sprinkler system. There have been so many false alarms this week, it is difficult for firefighters to be dispatched to so many addresses throughout the last few days. Some have suspected that this …

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